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Lyrical Miracle

A rapper who is too abstract, often tries to fit way too many words in a line, rhythm struggles, freestyles too much...

The show was dope until that lyrical miracle got on stage and wouldn't stop rapping.

by Tulsi Music June 25, 2011

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Miracle of Istanbul

The most astonishing football match of all time. The UEFA Champions League Final on the 25th of May 2005, between AC Milan and Liverpool. With AC Milan obliterating Liverpool in the first half and leading 3-0, scouse heroes Carragher and Gerrard led a fightback that saw Liverpool draw level in six, crazy, second half minutes. The match went to extra time, in which Liverpool goalkeeper Dudek pulled of an incredible double save from star Milan striker Shevchenko to keep the Reds in the game. 3-3 after extra time and penalties beckoned, heroes to be crowned. Liverpool were 3-2 up with Andriy Shevchenko having to score to keep Milan in the game. Dudek saved and Liverpool were Champions of Europe for the fifth time, meaning they could keep the trophy.

P.S. Any Manchester United fans wishing to visit the actual Cup they won in Barcelona in 1999, please book a tour of the Liverpool FC Trophy Room at Anfield, its new home. ;)

Our Lady of Fatima, Jesus walking on water, Harry Potter selling well, but nothing can compare to the Miracle of Istanbul

by Robbie Red October 18, 2007

67๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Miracle of Procrastination

The moment when you've procrastinated to the very last minute and there seems like there's no way you could possibly get everything done in the little amount of time that you have- but you seem to pull your shit together in a way that no human possibly could and get the assignment done with a manageable B grade.

"When's that 12 page report due?"
"Tomorrow in 2nd period. Did you finish it yet?"
"Nah man, but it's cool. I'll just wait till later tonight and get it done using the Miracle of Procrastination."

by Benji G. December 21, 2011


Miracle Mile

A long streach of road in the middle of no where. The length can be shorter or longer then an actual physical mile of road. The road is usually completely straight, where you can see the length of it. ( i.e. Like the highway outside Las Vegas, Nevada heading for California.)

I drove the Miracle Mile last night, by myself at 4am. It's a miracle I could stay awake watching the hypnotic road pass under my wheels.

by Innocent Vice June 11, 2006

66๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


christmas miracle

Any unusual and happy event that takes place during December, especially any event on Christmas Day or close to Christmas Day

"Your packages arrived early! It's a christmas miracle"

"We won our trip to Hawaii on Christmas! It's a christmas miracle"

by Nitwitlover December 17, 2016

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Miracle Of Hanukkah

When passing around a bowl of marijuana, it is rare that only one light will last eight hits. Especially in the holiday season, it is appropriate to title the passing of exactly eight hits as a Miracle of Hanukkah.

Or, Mirahuanukkah.

Woah, that bowl lasted so long! Yeah, it's a Miracle Of Hanukkah...A Mirahuanukkah

by evabevabaltus March 11, 2011


albuquerque miracle

This is when you go to Albuquerque, New Mexico and bang a woman, her mom, and her cousin in the same night; afterward receiving twenty dollars for cab fare from each woman to leave the general area. Good luck.

I went to New Mexico and pulled off the Albuquerque Miracle.

by Stachmatic October 11, 2009

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