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The partner of someone's gay brother.
I had dinner with my brother and mister-in-law last night.
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A way for someone, usually a minor (works best with girls) to aquire something that they need.
Such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc...
1. My friends usually call me to pull a Hey Mister because I have nice cleavage.
2. We had to totally pull like 5 Hey Misters before I could get some vodka.
3. I'm so desperate for some 40's that I'd totally Hey Mister that nasty Hesian.
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A man who prefers the company of lesbians, either as friends or as romantic interests. The male equivalent of a female fag hag.
Tom is always at Club Les Bos, he's a real scissor mister.
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A woman squeezing out cum from her vagina onto the face of her partner in a curling motion.
Just after having sex and crashed out on the bed my girlfriend straddles my face and tries to do a Mister Whippy on me!
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An abusive, rapist, mentally deranged pedophile that lives in a society. Also known as Onision
A: "What did mister onion do this time?"
B: "He's grooming children again."
A: "So? He always does that."
B: "Now there's two of them"
A nobody, a nebbish. A completely boring and unmemorable person.
From an indy comic book of the same name.
Just another Mister Blank I knew in high school.
A man who both bites down and slobbers during oral sex. The name, "Mister Mosquito," is only accurate if the person who calls someone, "Mister Mosquito," is the one who received oral sex had an awful time.
Don't let Brian suck your dick, broh, he is a total Mister Mosquito.