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a male having anal sex with another male
those 2 guys are ass monkeys
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an animal of the primate variety that dwells inside the human anal region... sounds fun... See also jem dakeyne
jem dakeyne
some other lucky buggers
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One who is more of a physical person rather than one of any intellect.
In simple terms, a stupid yet physical worker.
Man, that guy can sure lift those boxes. Too bad he's an ass monkey when it comes to computers.
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(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.
At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"
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A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.
Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.
That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.
Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!
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The terrible result of an experiment involving the cross breeding of a buttmonkey and a corporate monkey. Often spreads deadly diseases in the form of corporate jargon, smoke blowing, and complex acronyms.
Take your profit growth and shove it up your ass you corporate ass monkey.
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