Cincinnati Lawn Mower

A situation where a brother and sister are engaged in a session of 69. At some point (sometimes unintentionally) both parties braces become entangled in the other party's pubic hair, leaving each member no choice but to forcefully detach each member's pubic hair while still entangled in their braces. hence; the name lawn mower. (see:Cincinnati Wool Teeth)

Named after Cincinnati, the location of the first documented case.

Mother: Brian now you and your sister have braces at the same time! How cute!
Friend: Yeah Fitz! How Cute!

Brian: Yeah, whats even cuter is the Cincinnati Lawn Mower we had after the orthodontist appointment.

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The Riding Lawn Mower

When you and your sexual partner are outside in a grassy area doing it doggy style, and the female orgasms, planting her face in the grass and effectively cutting it with her teeth. Process repeats in a new area, and the riding lawn mower is in action.

After they did the Riding Lawn Mower for a few hours, Andy and Vanessa could finally play soccer together on the newly cut lawn.

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Sea mower potato

It’s a manatee - Did you know they eat the grass in the ocean?! Now ya do.

Thanks to the sea mower potato’s, I was able to spot more shells while snorkeling

Lawn Mower Laugh

A lawn mower laugh is a type of guardrail screech that sounds like a car starting.

This is a lawn mower laugh.Says a joke,"NH NH NH NH NH" SO FUNNY "NH NH NH NH NH"

Canadian lawn mower

A snowplough.

Not enough room in the garage to store a Canadian lawn mower and park the car, too.

lawn mower showdown

Lawn mower competition

Eric and the neighbor are having some sort of lawn mower showdown.

Russian Lawn Mower

A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.

Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”