The act of freezing one's own turds (Log form only), keeping them onhand in the icebox, and bringing them out to penetrate others with in a very sexual manner (*at least until they melt).
To be used in general conversation:
"Anne - That is a nice pair of shoes you are wearing - How about a muddy mogul?"
The darkened skin area around the vagina which leaves one with the impression that a muddy boot had recently trod upon it. Often called a muddy bootprint
When Tatiana fell on her ass, the muddy boot was peering out the sides of her thong. The image stalked Jonah's thoughts like an angry lumberjack.
A blunt laced in the prometh to guarentied to take you out of this world
Muddy blunts is the advanced shit
When someone farts on another's face and poo sprays out. These shit particles appear to look like freckles. Hence, muddy freckles
Ed: Jay just launched an air biscuit in Chris's face!
Kyle: Did Chris always have freckles?
Chris: HOLY FUCK
Jay: HAHA MUDDY FRECKLES!
When someone is getting pegged with a unicorn horn strap-on and the pegee sharts on the ‘corn horn.
The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .
During anal sex when the receiver excretes on the dick of the person performing the acts.
Ethan - "Yo Luke, your mom gave me the maddest muddy dick last night"
Luke - "What does that mean"
Ethan - "Ya know, your moms shitted on my dick"
Someone who has been apart of so much drama and so many lies that they refuse to apologize or back up once they find out the truth, they're feet are too muddy
She can't apologize she now has muddy feet