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a term of endearment used to describe a significant other who is either a Harry Potter fan or dating a Harry Potter fan
Johnny: I hear you're dating a Harry Potter fangirl.
Joe: Yes, Susan's my own little Snuggle Muggle.
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Phrase or hashtag used to describe daily tasks which would be made easier by the ability to use magic.
Shit this drive is long. Wish I had a portkey, a broom, or at least some Goddamn floo powder! #mugglestruggle
These dishes ain't gonna' do themselves... What a muggle struggle :(
Just another day in the muggle struggle
In the Harry Potter universe, a Muggle-born is a witch or wizard whose mother and father are strictly non-magical.
The Muggle-borns are sometimes treated with disdain by witches and wizards with magical parentage.
Muggle-born: we are just as much part of wizarding society as you pure-bloods.
Pure-blood: who asked you, you filthy, dirty-blood Muggle-born.
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Not that magic shit, just some regular ass weed
"We got some muggle nug from the nig nog."
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Culinary or not Magic Mushrooms. Mushrooms with no psychoactive or toxic properties.
Dudette: Hey, whatcha cooking?
Dude: Sauteed muggle mushrooms to pour over grilled chicken breast.
Dudette: Yum yum!
The stupidest human in the world
That guy zach is a straight up muggle fuck
a pothead always stoned to the bone
that girl alyssa she’s such a muggle head can just smell it on her