Snuggle Muggle

a term of endearment used to describe a significant other who is either a Harry Potter fan or dating a Harry Potter fan

Johnny: I hear you're dating a Harry Potter fangirl.
Joe: Yes, Susan's my own little Snuggle Muggle.

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Muggle Struggle

Phrase or hashtag used to describe daily tasks which would be made easier by the ability to use magic.

Shit this drive is long. Wish I had a portkey, a broom, or at least some Goddamn floo powder! #mugglestruggle

These dishes ain't gonna' do themselves... What a muggle struggle :(

Just another day in the muggle struggle

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Muggle-born

In the Harry Potter universe, a Muggle-born is a witch or wizard whose mother and father are strictly non-magical.

The Muggle-borns are sometimes treated with disdain by witches and wizards with magical parentage.

Muggle-born: we are just as much part of wizarding society as you pure-bloods.

Pure-blood: who asked you, you filthy, dirty-blood Muggle-born.

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muggle nug

Not that magic shit, just some regular ass weed

"We got some muggle nug from the nig nog."

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Muggle Mushrooms

Culinary or not Magic Mushrooms. Mushrooms with no psychoactive or toxic properties.

Dudette: Hey, whatcha cooking?
Dude: Sauteed muggle mushrooms to pour over grilled chicken breast.
Dudette: Yum yum!

Music muggle

An insecure music fan who overreacts to the Rock Oracle accurately assessing a band they like.

Did you see that guy get upset because The Rock Oracle told him his favorite band are B leaguers , what a music muggle.

muggle head

a pothead always stoned to the bone

that girl alyssa she’s such a muggle head can just smell it on her