Rural Dictionary

Super Nanny

1.A fat-ass Marry Popins who make both kids and adults cry,but at the end thay love her,evin though thay compleatly forget her ever being thare after she leaves.

2.Captan Hero's "Drawn Together" old arch nemases

1.I'm gunna call the Super Nanny!DEE DEE DEE!!!

2.Damn you Super Nanny!

by Darka November 1, 2007

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whore nanny

1. A horrid ugly female with a face that looks like it was hit with a frying pan who cares for your child during the day while you're at work then cares for your husband at night... in the sexual way.
2. A controlling bitch.
3. A cunt that tells your daughter she can call her "Mama".
4. A follower of the bonus family philosophy.
5. A inhabitant of a home with a revolving door of random babies and children. And daddy's to her 2 bastard children.

Hottie #1 Hey do you want to come to the exchange with me? Hottie #2 Maybe. Is the whore nanny going to be there with a random baby?
Hottie #1 Chances are good.
Hottie #2 I'm there. Meh. smumn.

So what does the whore nanny do? Besides fuck your ex-husband?

To your daughter... You can call me your Bonus Mom instead of Whore Nanny.

Who wouldn't want a little extra lovin' from your whore nanny? Fuck yeah, right. I love whore nannies.

Guy #1 Are you married?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 Do you have a daughter?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 Does your daughter have a nanny?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 You should make that bitch your whore nanny.
Guy #2 Meh. She has a clist.

Let's put a hit out on the whore nanny.