half-cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin's son.

My half-cousin-nephew is a good person.

half-great-cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin’s grandson.

My half-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

half-first cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin's son.

My half-first cousin-nephew is a good boy.

MY NEPHEW HURTS

The expression you shout out when someone does something that makes you tingle

Tatis with a drive, deep left field it’s gone!
“MY NEPHEW HURTS SO BAD, LETS GO TATIS”

Blackbeard's nephew

If a woman becomes obese and starts growing facial hair

Dude, did you see that lady at pump 3? She's got a mild to severe case of Blackbeard's nephew. I'd hate to see what her snatch looks like

step-cousin-nephew

1. The grandson of one's parent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgrandson of one's parent's sibling.
3. The grandson of one's stepparent's sibling.

My step-cousin-nephew is a good person.

nephew-by-marriage

Spouse's nephew.

My nephew-by-marriage is a good person.