nerf

verb: used in the off road community. to bump, or tap another vehicle. can also be used sexually.

"haha, i just nerfed the bumper on your truck brah"

dude 1: "remember that chick Ashley from that party last night?"
dude 2: "The one with the big tits?"
dude 3: "yahh, I nerfed her with my dick...or cock!"

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Nerf Miner

"Miner" is a Clash Royale card Known for being nerfed over and over again. The Clash Royale community made a meme "Nerf Miner" which they want to nerf Miner.

Person 1: My father died
Person 2: "Nerf Miner"

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nerf nerf

the sound u make to someone when a person that is much dumber then u makes a mistake

justin: i thought hawaii and alaska were right next to each other
jake: nerf nerf, thats only on a U.S. map

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Nerf Bat

An upright yet bendable erection (neither rigid nor limp), similar in consistency to that of a Nerf baseball bat, which is functional yet less than ideal.

1: Damn, my daily ‘bate yesterday took twice as long as usual!

2: Why? Couldn’t catch wood?

1: Nope … I was sporting a Nerf bat.

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Nerf Gun

A childrens toy commonly used for office warfare.

There is a Nerf Gun in my desk.

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nerf hearder

A derogatory term of Star Wars origin. The term "Nerf Hearder" is actually derived from an undesirable job: that is, herding Nerf for slaughter and consumption. Since the job is so unfavorable, the term was expanded to encompass all those who also fit the "unfavorable" description.

"Why you stuck up, scruffy-looking...nerf hearder!"

"Who's scruffy-looking."

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nerf herder

A redneck of the Star Wars Universe. Often also known as a farm-boy; He is skilled in many rustic activities and knowledgeable in the ways of farm work.

The nerf herder corralled the nerfs into the shelter.

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