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Die mooiste meisie onder die son met die mooiste bruin oë ,swart hare en dimples om te match...almal hou van ha en sy is manet mal amazing ...en Jean is moer lief vir ha ;) ...*
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The Best man in the world, may not look good but fucks like the god of sex
Bitch 1: is that Nicolas? what is he like?
Bitch 2 : oh, that guy he fucked me better than anybody
Bitch 1 : wow!! Should I try
Bitch 2 : oh yeah you should go fuck, you'll leave your BF
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Nicolas is the King of Gayness
Jimbe: Hi Nic
Nicolas: Im a Gay Elf
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Often used when describing a male teenager who is under the impression that because he lives in the ghetto he is infact a home boy gangsta. Every aspect of his life is influenced but the notorious 50 cent and becomes extremely violent on the intake of alcohol followed by various whole fruit being thrown at him.
while at a party a piece of fruit is thrown at you, a typical nicolas response is as follows: yo man who threw the banana? i'll bust a cap in the brother who thinks he can shizzle nicolas's minizzle
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Nicolas is a name which usually are seen in connection with words like noob, ginger, whiner, the color red and signs saying: "WARNING: "HIGHLY FLAMEABLE!" and "DANGER: NICOLAS IS ON FIRE!"
A good advice to Nicolas's around the world: Be careful not to overheat.
1st person: Yo, check it out dude... That dude over there is on fire!
2nd person: No it's just Nicolas...
1st person: Oh, now I see. Thank you...
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nicola is one hyper gal, but it's ok because i simp for her. she is talented and sweet and charismatic to all however with these beautiful positives corresponding to a beautiful natured person nicola is fucking crazy; she will go to the ends of the earth to ensure she has a hold of your phone to contact your crazy ranga ex resulting in him probably blocking you (just a hypothetical scenario though, this has NEVER happened to me before EVER.) In all seriousness, Nicola is one sexy beast and anyone who is lucky enough to be in their presence should count their lucky stars - mercury is outta retrograde people, NICOLA IS IN THE HIS-HOUSE!
"hey have you seen nicola today?"
"do u mean god?"
"oh yeah sorry, common mistake"
"no. repent for ur sins immediately"
*proceeds to pray to Nicola for reconciliation*