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nude panties

(Noun, plural.)
Skin-colored, beige or brown panties without visible panty lines, so that you can't see them through your clothes.

- "Sweetheart, you can't go out like that! I can see your undies right through your dress."
- "But mom ..."
- "We really have to get you a pair of nude panties, darling."
- "But mom, what if I *want* people to see my panty line?!"

by Monticello-W October 18, 2016


My nudes

They are for sale

Hey, have you heard?
Heard what
My nudes are for sale

by Amy klobuchar June 27, 2020


Cloud Nudes

Cloud Nudes is a man or woman who is hogging up all the bandwidth of your network by uploading copious amounts of nudes to the cloud, thereby giving you a very bad internet connection and lag.

Man: "Damn my internet connection is so bad! What is going on?!"
Other man: "Yea, Cloud Nudes is in his office uploading his latest batch"

by JoeriAgitated June 30, 2015


Counter-Nudes

When a person has sent or is threatening to send nudes of you so you have to send counter nudes to either stop them by blackmailing or just putting it out their to get revenge on the person for sending your nudes

Person A: Dude this chick is threatening to send my nudes. what should I do?
Person B: Dude you should send counter-nudes to get revenge on them for sending your nudes

by Keithiopia May 17, 2016


nude down

(phrasal verb) To remove all clothing in order to relax.

After a long day in sweaty work clothes, I can't wait to just nude down and chill.
(To a new roommate) Hey, I hope you're not to easily embarrassed because I am nuding down.

by Shiboleth February 4, 2016


Vibrating Nude

Vibrating nude is an action that describes when you are really feeling yourself. In the universe, every atom is vibrating at a certain frequency and when you alter that frequency to enter a new dimension, your very own zesty dimension, you are vibrating nude. The nude part comes from that fact that when you enter this new dimension you are stripped of all prior attachments to the physical world. You can in fact vibrate nude with others.

Person 1: Hey man what are you up to?
Person 2: I just got an A on my organic chemistry exam so I'm gonna be vibrating nude later.
Person 1: Sweet!

by biblegirl555 March 25, 2017


Nude barber

Ud nude Barber @miyagi omnia regit

I for one prefer erotic barbershop as opposed to thug hunters because thug hunters lacks the authenticity whereas erotic barbershop is actually a bunch of thugs just having fun - it’s like what you’d do with your homies if there was no societal boundaries that would label you as “gay”. Of course, if you did what they’re doing, yes, it would be gay, but something is off about this. Something isn’t gay about this. They’re just a bunch of dudes giving fire ass fades and sucking each other off. Sometimes a handjob after the haircut. Good lord can you imagine how nice it would be to get sucked off by your barber right after he lines you up.

See, thug hunters lacks authenticity. Yes yes, we have classics like Sean Xavier, and while epic, they’re too funny — they’re too much of an act, and quite frankly, it just lacks the genuine part that is erotic barbershop. They don’t need lines, scripts, or pretending not to like it. The fellas actually enjoy the time they spend together in the shop getting their cut

Look at the nude barber cock

by Sol omnia regit March 15, 2022