hangcock

A cock that is really long but only in it's flacid state, it just hangs there.

Person 1: "Ay did you know that John Hancock had a hangcock?"

Person 2: "No way dude, with that name, what a coincidence!"

Cloud Nudes

Cloud Nudes is a man or woman who is hogging up all the bandwidth of your network by uploading copious amounts of nudes to the cloud, thereby giving you a very bad internet connection and lag.

Man: "Damn my internet connection is so bad! What is going on?!"
Other man: "Yea, Cloud Nudes is in his office uploading his latest batch"