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The most gorgeous human being on earth. Literally fit as anything. Like unreal stuff.
Lordy lord look at max mills he's unreal.
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The coolest grandma out there, aka Millie Bobby Brown.
(Watch Millie Bobby Brown’s instagram live stream on youtube 2/19/18 for more information)
“Hey grandma mills”
“Heyoo what up”
“Yo grandma mills i’m hungry”
“Well what do you want Chick Fil A or Mcdonald’s?”
A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.
Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.
The best character in Once Upon a Time. She plays the evil queen from Snow White. The most fierce, flawless human being you will ever set your eyes upon. She's even amazing when shes being a bitch, better even.
Did you see Regina Mills in last night's episode?! Her evilness surpassed all things.
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a gold digger who married Sir Paul McCartney in 2002. She tried smear his reputation by saying that he abused her. Now wait a minute. Paul is a Beatle, that means that he can't go to the restroom without the press knowing about it. He was married to Linda for nearly 30 years. It was rare for a celebrity marriage, it truly lasted until death do they part. If he was a mean and abusive person, wouldn't we know about that long before now? Heather is just making up shit to gain sympathy and get more moolah. When she gets her settlement all Paul has to do is write another album and go on one of his marathon world tours and that will recoup his losses, then he can forget all about her.
Heather Mills married Paul for his money, now she wants to take it and run, as well get her famous 15 minutes.
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A slutty, ditzy, annoying woman who could never be anywhere as good and kind a person as Linda Eastman. Married a man 26 years her senior and had a child with him. Only did it for the money and social status and now says in interviews that she wishes they had never met. Unlike Linda, who was only despised by irrational, jealous teenyboppers, Heather is hated all throughout the land by anyone (both men and women) with low tolerance for idiots.
"Heather Mills ranks just a belt notch above Yoko in my book."
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