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Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024


num-num

A person who is very simple in the brain and cannot figure out basic human concepts such as being able to pick a pen up without hitting your head on a table. They usually have literally no common sense and more commonly then not go by the names Olivia, Tilly and Lucy

Omg they literally just bashed their head against a wall and didn't notice! What a num-num!

by shussshhhh April 24, 2023


Num-Num

the name of a dragon that's emotions change the colour of its scales, and that loves marshmallows

boy, Num-Num really likes marshmallows!

by Jake Agonor November 7, 2018


num num

A person's private parts; a proxy word to protect children's innocence.

Mommy what's that in between daddy's legs?

Thats his num num honey!

by Bjork8645 December 14, 2021


Num num

When you frisking a cat with your index finger. While also meaning to the sounds of old town road.

I was banging num num kitty cats with Luke yesterday

by Daddy sauce May 27, 2019


Num num

Rubbing down a cat like a man in an airport. If your name is Luke this comes naturally. And often.

Bro that Num num was right and tight

by Daddy sauce May 27, 2019


Num nums

The slang word for boobs

I would really like to try your num nums

by Wicked1967 March 11, 2020