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objection funk

A cool ace attorney remix with a funky beat

Objection funk is best funk

by raybeez May 21, 2022


Shiny Object

A person of the opposite sex used to distract you for a short period of time, not intended for the long term.

Kelly hooked up with Rob last night, but she's not interested in dating him, he's just a shiny object to her.

by northeastchik October 23, 2009

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shiny objects

Someone who is easily distracted by shiny objects, similar to a cat who gets distracted when you shake a shiny object or toy in his face. A person who is not very intelligent.

That girl is so dumb. Yeah, she's easily distracted by shiny objects.

by Kristi Longmire May 30, 2008

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objective morality

The disbelief that right and wrong are pure and consistent concepts given to us by God or Yahweh which can't be challenged, redefined or argued against. In other words, our world is one with no moral grays. Everybody is either a wholesome follower, or a sinful deviant.

"God gave us objective morality, meaning I don't need to take responsibility for my misogyny and homophobic tendencies."

"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"

"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."

"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."

"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."

"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."

"Shut the fuck up Mary."

by Ravio February 4, 2016

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object of desire

something T.S. Eliot mentions non stop in one of his most famous poems, "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock".

"wow, dude, that hamburger sure is an object of desire!!"

"I know, right? T.S. Eliot's gonna be soo jealous!"

by kittens312 November 24, 2016

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Null Object

Null Object is an electronic music producer from Sydney Australia who is sighted as making music like no one else on earth.

It is believed through ceremonial aboriginal rituals he performs, the spirits of the Sky Heroes initiate all creative input, where he becomes a medium to the Dreaming.

No clear genre can be associated to his works and often listeners are left disturbed and bewildered, becoming socially inverted and disconnected.

In 1998 after a live performance in 61 Regent St Sydney it is claimed the audience were rendered completely silent for 4 hours after an invocation of the Yolngu Law Dog spirit.

People have reported poltergeist activity whilst listening to recordings and it has been recommended to not listen with headphones.

Examples of his work can be found on many mediums but mostly vinyl and examples exist on YouTube, Discogs and Sound Cloud.

Smart Person: "Whacha listening to on ya Ipod?"
Dumb Person: "Null Object's I saw Machines But I Heard Monsters."
Smart Person: I gotta go mate - I don't need that shit in my life."
Dumb Person: "What Shit?"
Smart Person: "You'll see."

by Spirit Walker March 25, 2010

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sex object

someone who is used by another person just for sex. Nothing more and nothing less.

matt: what ya up too?
courtney: nothing
matt: wanna have sex?
courtney: ok, now?
matt: ya
courtney: be right over

by charlie April 12, 2005

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