NFTY-PAR

Quite possibly the most kick-ass, ridiculously ridiculous region in all of NFTY.

*At NFTY Convention 2009*

"Hey, who are all those sweet kids over there? They look like they've got the most ruach here!"

"Oh, they're NFTY-PAR of course!"

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Par 5

An obnoxiously long line of cocaine. Derives from the long holes on golf courses - par fives.

I am exhausted, please cut up a par 5 for me so i can make it to all 8 clubs tonight.

13👍 4👎

mad par

Par is short for party. When something is good you would use mad par!

Are you going to that mad par tomorrow night?
Lets par tonight!

Par Mitzvah

When all golfers in a group make a par on a hole.

"We all made par? That's a par mitzvah!"

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Sub-Par

Below average, not meeting par.

Yo, what do you think about Jay-Z?

Sub-Par, yo!

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Jimmy Par

A golf term for taking a par on a hole when a bogey or worse was made. A polite way of saying the other player is cheating.

"Nice Jimmy Par you cheater, 5 foot putts are not gimmes"

Par-Don

n. Newest name for a President determined to let his cronies out of prison. For comparison see Over-Par-Don, which is also a Presidential moniker.

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I wish Par-Don owed me a favour. Then I wouldn’t have to hang.