Matt ox

A stupid ass rapper who thinks their black but is white from philly.

“Like oooooooooo”

Shut your loud ass up Matt ox

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ox`em

the act of stabbing or slicing a person with a razor or box cutter.

"..Car jack a fool~twist his limbs like pilates\

ox`em~buck fifty stitch`em\

Chinatown Wars we chop`em up like rice in the kitchen\.."

excerpt from Ghostface Killah on Chinatown Wars feat MF Doom

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ox pecking

When a skinny lesbian is in a 69 with a fat lesbian, and the fat one stands up. The skinny one looks like she is an ox pecker eating off a buffalo.

So after a long day, I come home to find my wife ox pecking our neighbour. Boy did that buffalo run!

dead-ox

dead·ox - {ded-oks}
-adjective
1. complete in accuracy, exactly right, or absolutely pertinent.
2. the end of stupidity and/or clumsiness

-noun (singular or plural)
1. an expert in his/her prospective field

-slogan
1. "rich in content and always accurate" -deadox.com

adj. - the researcher's dead-ox information won him the nobel prize and provided humanity with a plethora of great information.

n. - the investment banker was a dead-ox when he helped me rebalance my portfolio.

slogan - "deadox.com provides multimedia development, rich in content, while precicely representing their clients' identities on the web."

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Holy ox!

Expression of surprise

I won a million dollars! Holy ox!

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man ox

n. A strong man who can lift heavy things and/or move them, usually at the request of his sweetheart.

Her: Honey can you take that old chair to the curb?
Him: Okay.
Her (to a friend): He's such a good man ox.

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Ox Tongue

when a slag has had sex so many times she has loose skin hanging out of her phagina which resembles an ox tongue

"i fucked this slag so hard, so many times that she totally ox tongued me, the worthless skank"

doc: this is a bad burn you will need a skin graft

slag: what skin will i use

doc: how 'bout that fucking fat ox tongue hangin' below your hot pants

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