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The art of pooping in your hand and wacking somebody with the said poop.
I fart paddled her last night, and boy was she happy.
A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.
1) Whats the new kid like?
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
Some sort of flat paddle used to hit people with, usually in the bum, thus the name bum paddle.
Also used to paddle boasts in some circumstances.
Man: We hit the bum paddle courts today- tomorrow I'll expect we'll try squash...
The act of female masturbating herself.
I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.
When a sorority or frat dude has paddles hanging on the wall and the ass is thrown into the paddles.
“Dude I totally reverse paddled that girl last night”
Passing people on the street or high way in your car with your torso out the window moving your arms in a motion of paddling like you were in canoe, looks like your pushing your car ahead of the guy your passing
Driver: Hey man, paddle pass this old man
Passenger: Yeaah it'll be funny seeing this old guy question what im doing! *paddle passes*