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when you’ve been quarantined for too long with no “action“ and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election
Girl 1: bitch, I got that gorilla grip coochie !
Girl 2: girl!!! You got that pandemic pussy?!
A freebie, loosening of restrictions, or situational benefit arising from a widespread disease crisis.
E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.
Your service was upgraded too? Probably a pandemic perk.
Proposing marriage to your partner during a pandemic - often out of haste, panic or heightened emotions.
"Did you hear Damian and Giannina are engaged?"
"Total pandemic proposal"
A pandemic nazi is any one who will cast all thier hate against anyone who expresses an opinion or statement against what is popularly believed. They primarily live on reddit.
Stop being such a pandemic nazi.
The infatuation you feel for a person when you feeling lonely during the 2020 pandemic. When you would regularly not be feeling anything for.
Me: damn that girl fine af...
Bro: you talking bout the girl from high school that was iffy? Damn that pandemic love got you bro...
The weight you gain from excess food, and alcohol, while sheltering in place during a worldwide pandemic.
Dude, while staying at home during the pandemic’s shelter in place, I have consumed so much food, and adult beverages, I’ve gained 10 pandemic pounds!
a bitch you started fucking with at the beginning of the pandemic (March 2020)
Yeah, she’s just my pandemic bitch