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When all you can do with your paycheck is pay your bills, you dont't have a pay day-you have a bill payday.
Tim: Hey Bill! Is tomorrow payday?
Bill: Not for me! It's bill payday!😫
Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.
The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.
People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.
"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"
When the Mrs knows your getting paid tommorrow so she throws a leg in the hope you'll throw her some coin.
The Mrs knew i was getting paid tommorrow so she gave me the old payday fuck then asked me for a crisp pineapple in the morning. Hadnt had sex since last payday.
This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.
Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"
Fucking your new girlfriend but only providing half as much of what made her enjoy the previous guy
Payday 3 was so disappointing
unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.
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statutory rape.
3.
an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation:
the rape of the countryside.
4.
Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force.
my payday loan RAPED me.
A loan that is basically required in order to afford all the DLC a game offers.
Derived from the ungodly amount of DLC and microtransactions in Payday The Heist/Payday 2.
"Hey man, how's that game going?"
"Not great, I had to take out a Payday loan. But I finally got the ULTIMATEDESTRUKOR9000 to beat that mission!"