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When the Mrs knows your getting paid tommorrow so she throws a leg in the hope you'll throw her some coin.
The Mrs knew i was getting paid tommorrow so she gave me the old payday fuck then asked me for a crisp pineapple in the morning. Hadnt had sex since last payday.
Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.
The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.
People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.
"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"
PAYDAY: 3, a term that is commonly used to warn and/or predict the flop and poor quality of a product, usually a piece of media, that is contained within a media franchise/product line. Specifically this is when referring to a possible third installment in the afformentioned media franchise/product line.
Common uses of this term are utilised when fantasizing, theorising, predicting, or just discussing the possibility of a third installment of a videogame franchise, usually large IP's that have laid dormant for extended periods of time.
1. When in relation to a possible third release, usually utilised in a warning tone;
"Bro, i wish they released TITANFALL 3! It's been so long since any content was even leaked!"
"Are you dumb? Respawn Entertainment is just gonna pull a PAYDAY: 3"
2. (Hypothetical scenario) When the term is utilised to predict, it will commonly appear something like this:
"man, did you see what Valve announced? Gabe Newell is gonna release Half-Life 3!"
"they are gonna pull a PAYDAY: 3 i swear to god why do i even try anymore"
This phenomenon happens when you spend your whole paycheck in one day on either nothing that you can think of, gas, possibly bills or owe a friend, and have $5.00 or less to go the next week with till payday.
CarL: "hey man, lets go out and get a pizza tonight, I'm tired of eating toast"
HaL: " dude... I cant do anything this week, I just hit a damn Payday Pothole, I only have $4.00 for the week"
This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.
Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"
Fucking your new girlfriend but only providing half as much of what made her enjoy the previous guy
Payday 3 was so disappointing
unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.
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statutory rape.
3.
an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation:
the rape of the countryside.
4.
Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force.
my payday loan RAPED me.