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Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.
The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.
People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.
"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"
When the Mrs knows your getting paid tommorrow so she throws a leg in the hope you'll throw her some coin.
The Mrs knew i was getting paid tommorrow so she gave me the old payday fuck then asked me for a crisp pineapple in the morning. Hadnt had sex since last payday.
This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.
Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"
While having sex with a girl just before you're about to come you pull out, take the girls purse and drive away in a van.
Caroline: "That's literal theft, oh my god! How dare you!? Come back here!"
Jeff: "Inside her purse there was dust, condoms and 50$. Such a good payday!"
payday (n). slang for friday. derived from the room (29/01/22)
the mines got me exhausted, but at least tomorrow is payday.
Most of us know as a Money day some of us know it as a candy bar and rarely do people think of it as that one board game at your grandmas house but have you ever heard of the payday with the doughnut and the weenier trick is to shoot the wiener over the pancakes to get extra points and if it the wiener goes in the wrong hole you loose points. It’s a pretty fun game
Him:Do you play payday??
Her: Which version?
Him: oh you know I love the 2nd version of payday!!
Fucking your new girlfriend but only providing half as much of what made her enjoy the previous guy
Payday 3 was so disappointing