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when you are bangin a broad on the beach and you pull out dip your dick in the sand and then continue to hit it
Horn was given a sreaming pelican while we were on vacation in Mexico
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while fucking a chick on the beach, taking your skin baton out, stickin it in the sand then right back into her bearded clam!
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I have officially spread the good worth of his channel
Modest pelican is just perfect , no need to know how to properly use it on a sentence
To do something to the extreme, bigly, hard as a mutha.
A pelican can hold about 3.5 kg of fish in its stomach and about 11 kg in its pouch. A pelican going "full pelican" would have 15 kg of fish on board.
Brian: Hey dude, any bigfoot sightings lately?
Other Brian: Hell yeah! We crossed paths this morning. Dude is going full pelican on growing out his hair.
When you are having sex with a girl on the beach and you pull out put your penis in the sand and then put it back inside of her vagina.
I was having fun plowing my girl on the beach but then she moaned someone elses name so I gave her the screeching pelican real fast.
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When your rallying a chick on the beach and you accidently slip out and your dong hits the sand and you are too caught up in the moment and stick it back in.
no example,, its just The Angry Pelican.
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A cell phone conversation about nothing that goes on for an excessive period of time. It must exist in its own little world and have nothing to do with anything that could possibly lead to something productive.
Dude 1: Do you think a pineapple could fit into a pelican's beak?
Dude 2: Well that depends on how big the pineapple is, is it a fish sized pineapple or a pineapple sized pineapple.
Dude 1: They make fish sized pineapples?
Dude 2: I don't know, do they? I just used that since pelicans eat fish... I guess it depends on how big the pelican's beak is.
Dude 1: Whoa, we got to stop having this pelican talk and figure out when we're going to hang out.
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