Pepsi

The person you're with because it's what you can get.

She your gf?
Naa she a pepsi, I prefer etc.

All these girls in the club trying to act sexy but all I'm seeing are pepsi's.

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Pepsi

When one mixes half a vat of coca cola and half a vat of water, then proceeds to bottle it and sell it, Pepsi is created.

Does this Coke taste a bit watered down? Yeah, cause it's Pepsi.

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Pepsi

A bunch of edgy idiots think that Pepsi tastes good but Coke tastes terrible, but they literally taste extremely similar. Sure, Pepsi is a bit sweeter, but if I told you to name one more difference, you'd probably be dumbfounded.

Coke=Pepsi

Idiot: Coke is way better, Pepsi sucks
Me: Ever come to think that they are the same thing, just one is a bit sweeter? People these days.

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Pepsi

The same as coke but better

“Dude was that Coke?” “NAH, it was Pepsi”

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Pepsi

When you ask someone for a blowjob.

Man, that was one grrrreat Pepsi.

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Pepsi

A beer.

Boss: Timmy, ya' have one too many pepsis last night?
Timmy: Shmeh...yeah, I had a couple o' pepsis alright...

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Pepsied

When you ask for/want something but instead, for what ever reason be offed the less favorable option. e.g. Asking for a coke but instead being asked if Pepsi is okay.

Customer: I would like the chocolate fudge cake please

Waiter/Waitress: I'm sorry we are out of the chocolate fudge cake would you like the fruit platter instead?
Customer: Dam i cant believe i got pepsied

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