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A way to insult Lionel Messi when he puts terrible effort in his games
Pessi only scored 4 penalties in the world cup lmao
Pessi is a ghost and penalty merchant who only appears when his team play against Bolivia or Eibar. People call him pen stealer
A: When was the last time you saw Pessi
B: Oh it was a few months ago. He stole pens and then disappeared.
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Pessi is known to ghost games without penalties. He pays referees for penalties and dives even though there is no penalty.
He is most known for roaming the streets of Paris looking for penalties
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Pessi is also known as robber who likes to steal people well deserved award and show it off , He like to rigg things
Person-1) last night a pessi came to my house
Person-2) what did he steal ?
The GOAT (Greatest of all Thieves), Frionel Pandres Pessi is a ghost from Rosario Argentina. He ghosts against big teams like Marseille, Lyon, Liverpool, Roma and Bayern, unlike his Idol Cristiano Ronaldo, and stat pads against relegation sides in a farmers league. He successfully became the first footballer in history to rig the World Cup and rob 8 ballon dors, 3 from his idol Cristiano, 1 from iniesta, Lewandowski, Neymar, Van dijk and Haaland.
Girlfriend: Our relationship is Pessi
Me: Our relationship is finished? 😢
Pessi is simply a fraud who only scores by penalties and being carried by his team. Right now, he is eating burgers in KFC league and that's why he is so bad. He also achieved "succes" (i'm lying) by stealing ballon dor from robert lewandowski and ronaldo the goat.
-"Oh, no! my favorite mukbanger, Pessi has missed a penalty yet again... :(