phone

An object that you can stick up leopards' noses and not die from the resulting attacks.

The phone is ringing off the hook, so Joe stuck it up Def Leppard's noses and they all thought it was a good idea to chop down cherry trees.

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phone

To tell someone to fuck off; yeah yeah; shaddap; piss off; stop buggin me

mom says something annoying...you say "PHONE" and blink lots

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Phoning

The act of throwing mass quantities at a person; Similiar to that of medieval stoning.

"Hey, what's with the bruises?"
"Kerry was phoning me earlier."

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Phone it in

When a women is halfway through a blowjob and decides to jerk it instead of finish with her mouth.

Really Kait, your just going to Phone it in?

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Phoned

You got pwned so hard your mom called you on the phone and said you got pwned.

Fred: Omfg you killed me with a knife
L33TL4SH3R: YOU GOT PHONED

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Phone

Used as a verb, the word "phone" simply means talked on the phone.

Instead of telling somebody "call me", the phrase "phone me" is more precise. You can call somebody on the phone, but that doesn't mean they answered and you talked with them. Telling somebody to phone them means you want themt to talk to you on the phone.

Origin: I made it up

1. He did Phone her
He talked to her on the phone
2. They phoned
They talked on the phone

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phone

big, black, and noisy, in other words/A.K.A. the devils favorite tool

i shot the damn phone since it woke up the neighbors

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