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The joyous day of Pikey Sunday is a day loved by Thorpe Park employees.
Enjoy watching the chavs of Monks Walk making attempts to jump the parks perimeter fence to evade the entrance fee.
Hooray, its Pikey Sunday!!!
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someone thats goes out with intent of hurting pikeys. usually in a pack. usually armed with chain that goes to wallet or other hard item(s)
hey jack, wanna go out pikey bashing tonight
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Pikey Hoedown is a young persons party filled with chavs and unwanted visitors.
Don't invite to many people, I don't want my party turning into a Pikey Hoedown
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The defintions of Pikey on UrbanDictionary are generally correct, except for one fact: in Bedford, a Pikey is NOT a Townie. While closely related in personality and instincts, they retain a more mysterious air. For instance, a Townie gang wanders around town starting fights, a Pikey gang will silently close around you as you walk down a dark alley, and usally hang around in thier campsites, swimming in thier own filth.
Pikey Hunting is misleading. What you actually do is scout(or hunt) out thier squatting ground during the day, when it is much less dangerous, then return at night.
I am basing this on the Bedford way of doing things, it may be diffrent in other places. We bring a small group of friends, and the aim is to get as far as possible into the campsite before you go back. You may want to enliven the process by seeing who can get to a caravan door and knock on it, etc. Only for the hardened
Dom crept slowly up to the caravan door, until suddenly he knocked over a beer can. There was a sudden scuffling sound in the darkness as the rest of the group ran for cover. A dark shape was suddenly outlined in the doorway, standing for a moment, then slowly coming down the steps.
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Someone who camps or avoids all combat at an attempt of getting himself all available weapons in an online game, such as Doom.
A cheat.
"Stop being a weapon pikey asshole, I only have a handgun!"
Not to be confused with Wi-Fi Gypsies
A person who travels around in a caravan or more likely white transit van looking for free or unprotected Wi-Fi points, wherever people stupid enough not to have a firewall may go. Unlike Wi-Fi Gypsies, if you cross their palm with bandwidth, they will steal your bandwidth, your collection of porn and CD keys and most probably your paypal account details.
Another key difference between Bandwidth Pikeys and Wi-Fi Gypsies is that Wi-Fi gypsies can trace their origins to travelling laptop users frequenting Romanian porn sites. In contrast, Bandwidth Pikeys have no history and if traced are often found to have a criminal reccord.
Bandwidth Pikeys use cracked versions of both Windows Vista and Windows ME, it is thought that the shitness of these operating systems may be linked to the Bandwidth Pikeys bad temperament. Hardcore Bandwidth Pikeys may be seen running other operating systems, this is usually an indication that they have not only stolen Wi-Fi, but also a laptop to access it with.
A Bandwidth Pikey was recently spotted in the Wetherspoons closest the train station in Milton Keynes, where he ordered a pint of Fosters, unfortunately spoons were out of fosters and he was forced to make do with a pint of Carling which really isn’t the same thing.
To vent his frustration, said Bandwidth Pikey downloaded cracks for Photoshop v3, Dreamweaver, Hackingtosh and most horrifically... hello kitty island adventure. He also forcefully gained access to 12 Gmail accounts (which are now on his spam distribution list) and 3 eBay accounts. “Merry Christmas you’ve just bought me a macbook pro running OSX snow leopard”