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Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.
Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.
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a person who is being no fun, a partypooper
Stop being such a pooter and eat another brownie!
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a.) a pothead
b.) a vagina, specifically the outer part
"Hey bitch, how's your pooter?"
(this could be in reference to her boyfriend or her vagina, depending on how she wants to take it)
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The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.
During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"
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What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert
See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.
Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.
I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.
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A porn version of Harry Potter.
Chapter 7: Harry pulled out his broom stick and started slapping Ron in the face as Ron says, "Here, let me take off my pants so you can so you can have at my anus..."
Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."
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When a women farts and a tiny air bubble rolls forward, passes thru the labia, tickles, and pops at the clit
Ooooh that cooter pooter tickeled!
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