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The sort of silence you get when someone's fucked.
Alice: Okay, our final project's due tomorrow. Can I see your half?
Bob: ...I didn't do it.
*Pregnant silence*
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"Hella" pregnant; late into the pregnancy.
She's uber pregnant - she's in her third trimester already!
Freaking out, or being surprised and upset, or generally being caught off guard by worrisome events.
He was having a pregnant when his rear tire blew out on the freeway.
I had a pregnant when I found out our term paper was due yesterday.
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A popular excuse used by women to stop a boyfriend, husband, fiancée, etc from playing COD any longer.
Girl: "Honey, how long are you going to play that stupid game?"
Guy: "Just put it in the fridge and I'll heat it up later."
Girl: "Are you even listening to me?... I'm pregnant."
Guy: "You're just saying that to get me to come upstairs."
Girl: "ugh" and walks away
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The scientific name of the subject is maeiusophilia;
however, the previous author is on the money on the definition:
Some guys (and some girls!) get turned on at the
sight of a pregnant woman.
When I saw the girl next door was 8 months pregnant,
I had suddenly gotten one helluva boner!
Who knew that I was a maeiusophile...
... a pregnant fetish-kind of guy?
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Terrible "reality show" on MTV. Usually concerns a ho/cheerleader who gets knocked up by an Eminem wannabe/moron usually called Chad, Ryan or Jared. They give out about how *more* ruined their lives are now that they have been stupid enough to spawn brats.
Wear condoms for crying out loud!!
It depresses me that these people breed.
I remember when MTV used to do music videos.
Today on 16 and pregnant, more white trash getting knocked up by white trash.
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a show on MTV featuring the trashy teenagers of America.
it's about 16 -year old sluts who get pregnant and then whine and complain about it. no one forced to you to put that dick between your legs.
basically these girls are gonna end up being highschool dropouts, not doing much with their life.its gonna be us taxpayers who end up paying for their 'mistake" when they go on welfare.
why MTV made a show about this puzzles me. but it isnt the first time they made a show about white trash hoes and it sure as hell wont be the last
btw forgot to add :most of the chicks are ugly effing bitches .
one episode of 16 and pregnant involved a 16 yr old who not only was pregnant herself but her mother was too, and gave birth to the girls brother only a few months before the 16-yr-old did
now if thats not white trash thenIDK what is.
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