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When you’re going down on your girl and your face feels like it’s being cut by her vagina
Damn babe you got some prickly roast beef ouch!
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The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.
Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"
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Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.
So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.
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breaking news!: sandy likes to take Patricks prickly sea pickle onna daily yuhurd?
definition: prickly sea pickle //
pronounced: pr ick ly see pick el
"Yo dude you heard about sandy and patrick?" /// "yeah man ! he said them cheeks was heavenly!!"
"yo man I heard sandy asked for Patricks prickly sea pickle" \\ "yeah man ! he told me them cheeks was heavenly !!"
When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky
Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.
Shoving a pineapple up your ass
Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...
when a woman uses a strap on replacing a dildo with a cactus and fucks her male counterpart.
Stacy and i tried the prickly peg last night and now i cant shit