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when a girl has gone for a long bike ride on a lovely hot summers day and left a little sweat mark on the saddle to show just how hard she has worked.
damn, look at that canoe print, i bet you could fit two in her canoe.
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When a girl leaves a spot of blood on the toilet seat when she's on her period.
John: "I went to take a piss this morning and Mary left a paw print on the seat I almost threw up.
Max: "Haha gross."
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I seen this once. I was at church and I seen this stain on the char that looked like this: (|) It was dried-blood-red and had amazing detail. The clit even made its own impression. I call this a cunt print.
S&!#! she left a cunt print behind! Her rag must have snuck up on her!
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Much like a mushroom tattoo, a prune print would be when you slap someone across the face with your nut sack.
My bitch friend passed out on the couch at a party, so I gave him a prune print on his forehead and got it on video.
A neuromuscular brain scan with fidelity at the atomic level; the future standard for carbon to silicon consciousness transference.
Happy 85 grandpa! Did you get your Brain Print done yet?
I sure did. Makes me sad for those that didn't have the tech back in 2050.
Yeah. Well, we do now! Cheers to immortality!!
What Dumbass Fat chicks say when they are trying to act smart, but really have no idea what they are saying because they are to focused on getting to the end of the buffet line where all the desserts are at.
(Hannah) look at all those feet prints
(Trevor) ...... dumbass
The tiny type that one urgently needs to read — such as the directions on a pill bottle or the phone number of a repair person
Thankfully, my drug store provides a magnifying glass in the OTC medication section, to help us old-timers read the squint-print.