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As defined by Gumball Watterson,
"Derived from the Mexican word "procratamaleithion" which means midnight snack, and the Viking word "Assinator" which means puckered cheeks.
It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark."
"At 3 AM last night, I became a procrastinator"
What unemployed people put as their Occupation on internet profiles to try and sound clever.
Name: John Smith
Age: 28
Occupation: Procrastinating
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To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.
Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.
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I'll get a definition for it later.....
teacher: John did you do you're paper?
John: No, I was playing Black ops all night to avoid doing it.....
teacher: grrrrrr Procrastinating...
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MOM: Johnny, stop procrastinating and do your homework.
Johnny: Never.
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comes from latin: pro: 'toss forward'; cras: 'tomorrow'
I have to start writing a thesis and I don't. If I keep on procrastinating I will be terribly moody.
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1) Just like masturbation. It feels great now, but in the end you realized you screwed yourself
2) when someone thinks your dumb but your really smart, you just have a problem. its the real reason smart kids do poorly
Hey YOU reading this: stop this procrastination and do what your supposed to be doing! i know youre procratinating because you wouldnt be reading this if you werent!
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