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When a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her vagina when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.
Yikes! This beer is cold! Don't y'all have a cooter protector I can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?
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A person, usually a white liberal, tries to call a person a racist for saying any racial slur, racist comment or prejudice phrase. But if the slur, comment or phrase is against a white man it is not racist.
White Man: Ha, Pancho is such a stereotypical wet back.
Other White Man: Yes! And Darrel is a stereotypical black chicken and cool-aid man.
White Liberal: Racists! I'm gonna tell everyone you two are racists! Bitch.
White Man: I so hate any Race Protector like you.
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Someone who runs interference between you and a stupid person - like a tool.
Man, I can't stand that Tool. I need a surge protector.
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a homosexual man that will deny being gay but he will look at large homosexual men and make definitions about them. He always wears a buttplug but he pours a lot of oil on it to make it come out "by accident". He has a fetish for cucumbers.
Guy 1: OMG its The Holy Protector of Butt
Guy 2: Look he dropped something!
Guy 1: Look it's a buttplug
The Holy Protector Of Butt: oh no my pants fell down!
Guy 1&2 get a boner and start to anal The Holy Protector Of Butt.
A genital wig that is used to protect someones cards while playing poker.
To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.
Dont touch my cards they have a murkin card protector on it.
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He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.
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He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.
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