quiche

(v.) to be unable, avoid, or otherwise fail to meet a commitment.

Jack said he was coming to the gig tonight, but he's quiched.

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Quiche

(n.) a man with dark skin

(n.) what white people say when they are too afraid to say "Black person" for fear they will get the sh*t beat out of them

- dude, there's so much quiche in this club
- yeah, the quiche are takin all our women

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man quiche

contraction of "manly quiche"
a type of quiche that can be eaten by straight men without any homosexual jibes being thrown at them.

"Okay, here's the stuff we gotta buy for the party. Write this down. Potato chips, pizza, Diet Pepsi, crackers, quiche for the girls and man quiche for the guys, salad, mayonnaise..."

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quiche

Pronounced "keesh" or "keeshed"

Adj - When there is nothing left to smoke in a spliff or bong.

Verb - When one finishes the last bit of a spliff or bong.

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Adj:

"Is there any left there?"

-"No, I think it's quiche."
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Verb:

"Do you want the last bit?"
"No, it's cool bro just quiche it."
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quiche

When breasts are squeezed togther in a too tight top/bra.

This sports bra quiches me.

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big fan of quiche

Male who is light on the loafers, quiche eater, friend of Dorothy

Richard Simmons is a big fan of quiche.

oh my quiche

An exclamation of surprise or annoyance or amusement - can be used interchangeably with any of the exclamations beginning with “oh my”, except better, and pays tribute to a delicious kind of pastry

S: can you beLIEVE what J said to me in class today?? He just keeps interrupting me! He thinks he knows everything!!
A: oh my QUICHE he is so annoyingggg