An alan rampage is the act of throwing a fit in a very violent way, usualy ending in death or serious injury. Normaly, the persons concerned should have the name "Alan" but other people of different names can be affected. Such fits or 'rampages' can be induced by: treachery of the highest form, Eating all the blueberries in the house, Lack of a gaming console, Parrot costumes and most importantly, avocados.
"Whoa man, some guy just went on an alan rampage down the town. Millions were killed in the blast."
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To coach the Ultimate fighter and talk alot of shit you can't back up, then realizing this, retire and make an A-Team movie so that Rashad Evans doesnt knock your ass out.
Wow that bitch got scared and pulled a Rampage Jackson
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A sexual experience of any kind by two horny individuals, at night and in the public place (University building, office, street) etc
Guy to a girl: "It's 2 am, a perfect time to go on duques rampage!"
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1. When one guy out of a whole group of friends is being a complete and total asshole to everybody else.
2. Incredibly rough sex that leads to strained muscles and bruises.
1. "Dude, I totally went rampage-mode on this chick yesterday. It was awesome."
2. friend "You're just being a dick today aren't you?"
friend 2 "Nah, he's just in rampage-mode."
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Two Or More Unicorns Made Of Shit That Battle To The Death In Your Lower Intestine Cause Pain In the Abdomen Region. Each Unicorn Bashes heads Until One Dies Or Forfeits His Own Life, When They Miss There Horn Hits The Side Of The Intestine Causing Stomach Pain. When The Loser Is "Executed" It Is Expelled Out The Anus As A Medly Of chunky But Watery Poo
John Was hospitalized For Stomach Pains As 4 rampaging Shit Unicorns Fought for Survival.
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The sexual act which involves violently making out in the back seat of an autorickshaw. Preferrably in rush hour traffic.
Arin pulled an Indian Rickshaw Rampage on his girlfriend after their first date.
The act of sleeping with at least seventeen women in a row.
He went a man-whore rampage anything with female organs ended up victims.
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