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Rapist Wit

The wit of someone who wears an orange tuxedo, drives 2 thousand miles for a girl they hardly know and is willing to trade a 1988 Chevy Econoline van for a mini-bike using the milage as a good bargaining point.

Lloyd Christmas

by TeamJPD March 10, 2004

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conversation rapist

1. One who often enters an ongoing conversation or argument, saying nothing of value and often just repeating the stupidest/baseless/meaningless fucking thing they possibly can, usually also as loudly as possible.

2. One whom, after fufilling the first definition, uses the flimsiest god damn segue to steer (rape) the conversation into a totally different subject.
3. One who rapes someone, and attempts to make small-talk during the aforementioned rape.

1.Me: Dude, I'm serious, Chocolate ice cream is the best

Friend: Well, I dunno man...

Conversation Rapist: SERIOUSLY MAN, VANILLA IS WAY BETTER, ONLY CUNTS LIKE CHOCOLATE, VANILLA,VANILLA,VANILLA, FUCK YOU.

2. Conversation Rapist (continues): YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING GAY AND CUNTY? YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY!

Me: I'm glad you added that relevant point and smooth transition to the conversation, you fucking rapist.

3. Rapist: (Mid Raping) The weather's pretty nice this time of year. It's refreshing.

Rape Victim: I suppose, but could you please stop raping me?

Rapist: Ehhh, Nope.

by PleaseDon'tRapeMe June 19, 2011

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Rapist Capeist

In the videogame Sea of Thieves there is an island called "Rapier Cay", which for SoT players is widely known as "Rapist Capeist". Because of the size of the island most players tend to just drive their ships right over the middle of the island, whilst taking minor hits to the hull.

Arrthur: "Oh, I think I spotted Rapist Capeist, let's drive right over it."
Jarrshua: "Yeah great idea, we still need to burn our 217 planks from that fortress!"

by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022


Circumcised Rapists

People who repeat the cycle of inflicting genital mutilation on others because it was done to them. Like father, like son.

Jews are the largest collective group of organized "Circumcised Rapists" I know. Jews have had for centuries an organized system of genital mutilation and have been well-known for rape.

by thenaturalman May 10, 2014

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patriot rapist

A military insiderโ€™s term for the soldier who is more widely interpreting what he has learned to do.

We donโ€™t like thinking about the disturbing reality of war such as the actions of the patriot rapist.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020


patriot rapist

When a soldier who is trained to be a fighting machine takes it further than the death and destruction theyโ€™ve mastered.

The complicated conditions of war and the intricacies of human nature create the patriot rapist.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2020


patriot rapist

A term used for a soldier when doing what he has been trained to do.

We donโ€™t like thinking about the wider disturbing reality of war which includes the actions of the patriot rapist.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020