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"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools
"The driver just cut me off the prick!"
"Hanlon's Razor, my friend, Hanlon's Razor"
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A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower
You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.
When you eat pussey and have braces, going down, rippin through flesh, plentiful amount of blood
Guy#1:Dude! She shoulda expected the razor buffet!
Guy#2:HOLY SHIT! There's still chunks of her "lips" between your teeth!
Remove hair from your face or body using a razor or like object. (i.e. Shaving)
"I was zipping up my pubes, so I decided it was high time to push the razor!"
A Razor main is someone who mains Razor in Genshin Impact. Obviously? Anyways, it's rare to see a Razor main with good wifi — (coming from a Razor main). Razor mains deserve the world *awesome lipbite*
"Razor mains and their McDonalds wifi. Tsk."
Razor burn of the vagina area.
Chelsea shaved with an old blade leaving her with a bad case of razor clam before her hot date
a very sharp and painful penis. often used in intimidation.
"we're gonna tear their asses up with our razor dicks"
"how was it last night lucy?"
"pretty good, minus the fact he had a razor dick..."
"man, that must've hurt!"
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