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Someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness - losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. The ultimate sign of someone with no balls.
Joe: Damn Kevin, I can't tell if that's your mom or a hippo.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.
Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.
When you see someone and your subconscience (or conscience?) automatically thinks (BIG NOSE/EYES TOO CLOSE/UGLY/FAT/OLD/BALD/GAY/etc. repetitively until the person is out of your sight.
Joe was watching the News and his reflex thoughts were spamming his mind with offensive terms until the camera showed someone with slightly smaller ears.
automatic conscience subconscience reflex thoughts
The time it takes someone to dance after hearing lady gaga music
My bf's gaga reflex was too damn quick when paparazi played on spotify.
The reflex that a girl has when you reach to touch her boobs and she doesn't approve of the action. She usually bites your outstretched fingers in a really quick motion like a mousetrap.
Guy 1: Dude that chick has a serious mousetrap reflex!
Guy 2: Well that's what you get for trying to touch her tits.
The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.
Martha really triggered my hag reflex at the potluck dinner.
An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.
Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)
It's the natural instinct of human female specimens to worry about which dress to chose for an event and to chase their partner to pick a dress for them too
"So, in 3 weeks you will have your exam and you want me to come with you... should I dress in an elegant way or..."
"Oh gosh, I have no idea how to get dressed" *visible freak out*
"Damn, I triggered your female-reflex, didn't I?"