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The beads of sweat you get on your balls when you're fucking your aunt.
Man, it was hot out last night! My pants were soaked from the relative humidity when Ida and I came in from the porch.
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Thy creator of thou Nibba and thou 5 prophets, Jah-rel is the God of the Niggalations Bible. Lord Taki, God of thou thots, and Jah-rel, God of thou nibba, have been battling for centuries. During the last hours of Jah-rel, Jah-rel created thou holy 5 prophets. They will then continue Niggalations and take Jah-rel's place. Thus leading to thy new testament
In prayer: On Jah-rel, I have recently had sexual interactions with a thot, please forgive me for my sin as I have disobeyed your commandment. In the name of thou nibba, thou hood, and thou 5 holy prophets... jah-men
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Ya'll got me fucked up on dat Stupid Shit, fer rel fer rel
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You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.
My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.
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Any really annoying black dude that acts white and is creepy to all the white girls. A J-Rel is usually very ashy.
That J-Rel needs to lay off that girl and go put on some lotion.
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When you diet and try to get skinny while at the same time making fattening foods for your relatives, so that your relatives grow fatter than you and you look relatively skinny compared to them.
I have been using relative fattening to make my relatives fatter so I can look relatively skinny next to them, I made them a cake, I ate an avocado.
The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.
My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.