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when you become constantly dumb from all the weed you've smoked. usualy found in major potheads
that toker just tripped UP the stairs, that bitch must have residual high.
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When you are walking somewhere with a group of people and you are addressing one friend in particular,but a stranger catches your eye and you make that comment directly to them instead.
Your friend Jason makes a crude gesture
(while a women emerges from a store in front of you, catching your eye)
you respond to Jason by saying
"I never want to see your face again"
but you are still looking at the strange women
Then you say
"oh that was a really bad residual comment"
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The tiny piece of feces leftover after a bowel-movement. This pea-sized piece of poo causes you to wipe your rear-end much more than necessary. In turn, this excessive wiping can lead to an irritated, sometimes bloody anus.
I had to wipe my ass eight times after I thought I was done wiping. I finally was able to squeeze out a residue piece and with one tiny wipe, the job was done.
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When your girlfriend returns home from cheating and she has another guys cock on her breath.
Duuuude I'm so depressed, Karen came home late last night, leaned in for a kiss and I totally tasted Roast Beef Residual.
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All that stuff you find around the house after a break-up that's not yours. Depending on how cordial the break-up is, this will either require either a phone call/text to the ex to let them know your found more of their stuff OR another trip to the dumpster!
I kicked my boyfriend out two weeks ago and am still finding break-up residue in my house!
A booty call that requires very little effort or work to obtain it, especially in the current time.
Guy 1: Dude I can't believe you hooked up with that girl. You must have worked your ass off for the last couple months for that!
Guy 2: Naw it's a girl that I used to hit on all the time at one of my old jobs and now it's paying dividends. It was a residual booty call!
The juices, germs, and fecal mattter exchanged between two people along with human lubricants.
That butt fucking residue is why british people have bad teeth.
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