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Absolute lad, rate cool in all and has the swag and is mega strong.
He’s such an alpha, I wanna be a Dan Reynolds!
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1) Paranoid delusional
2) An unsubstantiated conspiracy theory.
See tinfoil hat
Bob was really Reynold's Wrap before they upped his meds.
Don't tell me you really believe that Reynold's Wrap!
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When you give someone a Hot Carl, cut out a strip in the plastic wrap so that the person's upper lip will be exposed. After you shit on the person, remove the plastic wrap and they will be left with a Burt Reynolds mustache. For advanced Hot Carlist, you can try a Freestyle Burt Reynolds. This is where you try to place a big fat turd on the upper lip without the help of the plastic warp.
Yo, dude! He just placed a big ass Burt Reynolds on that chick.
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One of the sexiest men on the planet. Not only because of his flawless appearance, but because of his sweet and hilarious persona, as well as his amazing talent.
Ryan Reynolds is America's Jessica Alba.
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Not your typical sunburn; a burn only felt by suave motherfuckers, hence the Burt Reynolds namesake. Tom Selleck, whom I'm sure sported a Burnt Reynolds on more than one occasion during the filming of Magnum P.I., could also work as a namesake, but doesn't rhyme with burn in any conceivable way.
Common amongst those of Italian/Latino/Pacific Islander other olive complections, whom are chronic tanners and/or surfers.
Doesn't show the red of a normal burn because the person is too tan already. Once they have reached their deepest tan, it's the condition just slightly beyond this.
Symptoms; extreme dark tan, slightly crispy texture, with a little extra heat; see "afterburn" but never appearing as a haole red burn; see "lobster face"
Commonly occurs after long surfing sessions in the tropics. Or overtanning by Guidos.
Brah this Indo boat trip has got me straight up Burnt Reynolds... I don't know if my skin can take another 8 hour surf session tomorrow...
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A 19-year-old asshole who used to be a part of Magcon and doesn't know what "NO" means. He dated Maggie Lindemann and a video went viral of Carter trying to force her to give him a blow job.
Carter Reynolds is a HUGE douchebag!
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The pamphlet Alexander Hamilton wrote to defend himself at the beginning of a sex scandal. When Alexander Hamilton cheated on his wife, Eliza Schuyler, with Maria Reynolds. James, Maria's wife, blackmailed Alex, Alex paid Reynolds in checks, which James Munroe, Frederick Muhlenberg, and Abraham Venable found, in the musical, the letters were found by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and his murderer, Arron Burr.
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Alexander was confronted by his two enemies and his frenemy about these checks, he was accused of stealing money from the government. He disproved this "theory" with a letter and the power of words, they took an oath to never speak of it. In history, Munroe broke the oath by telling his best friend, Thomas Jefferson. It went into a small rumor, everyone started to hate Alex. To defend himself, he wrote the Reynolds Pamphlet, and the rumor turned into a sex scandal.