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A genetic condition whereby Asian men's penises are smaller than those of men from other regions of the world. This is inclusive of all the Asian nations. The term is an Asian phonetic translation of "little dick". When the poor bastard is not circumcised the term used is "Riddle Rick Riding Hood".
Riddle Rick is closely associated with the phrase "In Japan men come first and women come second. Or sometimes not at all!". Often times women cannot achieve orgasm because of the lack of stimulation from the shriveled up member.
Ding Dong Ho: "Ahhh me sucky sucky five dollar."
Dung Quack Doe: "You mussa use a straw I suffa from riddle rick."
Ding Dong Ho: "I give you discount becau' me feel bad fo you."
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Mentally exhausted from the trials of life.
-I might have to raincheck you tonight, I'm pretty riddled out after this week.
-No worries broski, I get it. Sometimes the trials of life are mentally exhausting.
Known to some in the molding world as “captain cross thread”. He is a mans’ man... as in other men find him attractive and intoxicating to be around. He once served as a roadie for whitesnake where he was rumored to be the main sexual attraction for male band members and homeless guys.
Shannon riddle is the king of useless
Phenomena in which a male student attending Embry Riddle Aeronautical University (Either Daytona or Prescott campus) feels the need to be excessively possessive of his girlfriend. This is due to the utter lack of any other female presence on the Riddle campus, thus causing said male to feel overly protective of the one female that he has found.
“Yo you gonna let Johana go out with Laura tonight?”
“Hell no, I got that bitch on RIDDLE-LOCK. I’m not losing my chick!”
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jacking off,jerking off,masturbating,wanking,"beating the meat"
"Do you know what riddle diddle means?"
"It means jacking off."
"Oh.Have you riddled your diddle today?"
"No.Only on Friday nights,today is Saturday."
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Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University-Daytona Beach. No girls and school fucks you over. students pay 30,000 a yar to be ass raped
Dude i got grounded from flight today for no reason, I tried going to Records and Registration but i got the riddle runaround
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A Riddle Dick is any guy attending Embry Riddle that believes he is undeniably the most wonderful person walking on earth due to his status as a pilot or supergenius engineer.
Riddle Dick's often use cheesy pickup lines, wear large pilot sunglasses, pop their collars, and will shun any woman they mistook as an easy Riddle Chick.
AKA douche bag
Riddle Dick: Hey baby, I'm a pilot at Embry Riddle. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Normal Girl: (rolls eyes and walks away)
Riddle Dick to friend: What a bitch! I should tell everyone she works on the corner of Ridgewood and participated in the donkey show.
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