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The word Roman is meaning a person who loves somebody named Levie who is also not loyal to his GF Marely.
An absolutely amazing person. He will blow you away when you meet him. He'll suck you in with his humour and keep you in with his amazing personality, adorable face, and caring selflessness. He's adorable, and amazing writer, the kindest person on planet Earth. He can write beautifully, and teach you a thing or two. He's lived a crazy amazing life. He gives the best hugs. You can't help nut fall for his entrancing brown eyes behind those glasses of his, and the way he makes you laugh. Needless to say, he's a fricking saint, and you're lucky just to know him.
You know that Roman dude?
Yeah, he's a saint.
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noun - an annoying college roommate. often, the roman will attempt to create uncomfortable homo-emotional moments between the roommates due to its periodic menstrual cycle. a roman can be identified with one or more of the following attributes: catching stray cats and keeping them to provide its own lonely pussy with company; wearing tight clothing, especially pants to show off its camel-toe; sleeping next to a machete as a precaution so that if too much blood flows from its vagina in the middle of the night, it can cut out the swollen tampon; lighting over 42 candles and placing them around the apartment as it masturbates to the bathroom mirror in the absence of "friends"; driving a green volvo wagon at high speeds with the windows down to air out its flapping vagina; in cases where its roommates leave it to run away, a roman will lock itself in its room for days as it cries in a whisper to its vagina; a roman's pet (such as lizards or fish) will kill themselves rather than suffer the nauseating stench which its festering vagina emits on a day to day basis.
if not clear by now, a roman will inherently have a vagina. this is due to a genetic mutation caused by being born in close proximity to the broken down nuclear sites of the former soviet union i.e. Chernobyl. in the event of encountering a roman, one MUST light it with a flaming glass of vodka; this is the only way it will leave you alone.
it is an unfortunate circumstance. one cannot control contingency.
I'm sorry I trashed your couch, bro.
What the fuck, dude! Why?!?
I had to. That fucking roman wouldn't stop threatening me with his machete because I didn't care about what he named his new beta-fish. After I lit him on fire, he was so upset, his vagina exploded. There was blood everywhere.
sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me
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to penutbutter on ones balls and has the dog lick it off
im gonna roman when my parents leave.
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Dat Nigger who goes to a party and eats everyone's food.
Damm that kid is a Roman for sure
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He is really Handsome, hot, cool, and Romantic. He also has a huge penis and is really good in bed. Normally he is really friendly and will have a great future
He gave me the Roman last night.
I wish that guy was Roman.
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