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Pretends he's hurt when nobody even came near him.
But has some skill when it comes to soccer
Dude why are you crying on the ground no one even touched you, stop copying Cristiano Ronaldo.
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to do a ronaldo is to persuade the referee to send off one of ur teammates to futher the causes of your own team.
Ronaldo is a leading exponent of dribbling and fake tanning.
Some people think cristiano ronaldo is a gay rape boy, i beleive that this is true. I belive that he and alleged hard man eric djemba djemba had relations in the manchester united showers. Many think that the sole purpose of him moving to united was to give sir alex ferguson some much needed eye candy for he is a gay scot.
"that guy just cristiano ronaldoed us in the world cup"
"cristiano ronaldo is a gay boy who wears make up"
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A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.
Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out
Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup
Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).
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Full name Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, is a 24 year old portuguese footballer who plays for spanish giants Real Madrid in La Liga, Spain. He previously played as a winger for Manchester United.
Also considered by most girls (and some guys) to be one of the 'hottest guys ever' due to his good looks. As if his perfect hair and fancy footwork wasnt enough?
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Cristiano Ronaldo is gorgeous, dont you think?
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Well id say thats just one clowns opinion
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main def: a walking orgasm, hot as a boiling pot, sexy as, beautiful, talented, doesnt speak english though (awwww) but wtf cares, HE'S HOTT
minor defs: portugese soccer dude. Born feb, 1985. Plays for manchester (i think)
random girl(a): hey look its cristiano ronaldo!
random girl(b): *faints*
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A Sexual Act named after Ronaldo. This act requires the female to give you permission to blow your load in her Vagina. when you shoot and score, with the dick in her pussy, It is customary to scream "SIIIII" while doing the exact motion Ronaldo does after scoring. Motion is shown in the GIF
This girl let me cum inside her, I did that Magical Cristiano Ronaldo and screamed SI while I came
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Born Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro, the Portuguese international and ex Man United is unarguably the greatest footballer to ever step on the pitch. His humble beginnings, impressive career , fascinating ability and technique, and jaw dropping statistics setting a new milestone in the history of the game.
Excelling in every aspect of the game, left- right foot fines shooting, ankle breaking dribbling, high jumping, and unmatched speed behind the ball, the Real Madrid number 7 offers the complete striker package, constantly evolving and striving towards perfection.
Despite his gorgeous game, highly regarded achievements and inspiring character to millions of young fans, CR7 is constantly under attack by ignorants and critics who undermine his superiority to Barcelona superstar, Lionel Messi. He is also labeled a "cry baby" and a "diver" when in fact he is highly respectful of his opponents and the game and stands tall and strong ( literally)under great pressure, where he is comfortable and scores recording setting goals in all competitions.
The facts speak for themselves ( look em up!), and despite the great friction between him and the Argentinian # 10, Ronaldo has come on top in the past few years, and beaten Messi and Barcelona in numerous encounters ( scoring the longest streak of goals for any Madrid player). Sadly, he is held back from winning the Ballon d'Or as a result from UEFA favoritism of Messi.
"Whose the player that scored that decisive goal against Manchester United in the Champions League Round of 16, and held back from celebrating, apologetically raising his hands to the crowd?"
"Thats former Red Devil Cristiano Ronaldo."
"Whose the freak that scored two goals against Barcelona for the Copa Del Rey lastnight!?!?"
"Cristiano Ronaldo!! None other!"
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