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The ethnic historical significance of any event which occurs - normally this is related to phrases such as: pared, boyed, murked, failed - however, this is with respect to a

'Neo Third World' perspective on the matter at hand.

boy1: Excuse me miss, may I say you look lovely and it would be great if I could have your number.

girl1: Pass your phone, Im not sure what my number is but I’ll try.

girl2: This man is a joke, (turns and whispers to girl one) just jack this toff and leave.
girl1: I gtg soz bi
boy1: oh my, that has left me feeling down

stranger: Boyed!

boy1: Oh no they left with my phone

stranger2: Boyed again!
boy1: That was a present for passing my a levels at eton
stranger3: roots

by TheoreticalTerrorist November 30, 2010

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Root

To have sexual intercourse with someone or to be masturbating yourself or others.

Hey man , did you know that chick had a root with simon in the bush.

by JDSecretLover April 15, 2009

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Rooting

The act of finding a place full of stuff going through it and keeping the best stuff. Like american pickers but you dont have to pay

We were at this spot rooting and look what we came up on.

by fantomasversus April 22, 2016

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roots

the feeling of not being able to move, especially under the influence of marijuana, just as though your body has roots attached to you keeping you grounded.

-after the partake of marijuana-

"Hey man, could you go downstairs and get me a glass of water?"

"Nah, I can't move right now. I got roots."

by greenfox420 January 7, 2012

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root

a nigga from the hood

Stop being a dirty root

by jewbaggin' December 30, 2011

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Root

Slang: (verb; to root) when a girl sticks her hand down the front of a guys pants and grabs him by the "roots"

"Dude, that chick totally rooted me last night!"

by Tarabelle July 18, 2012

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root

drinking game that involves the use of Beer and Ping Pong Paraphernalia; such as, Ping Pong Balls and Ping Pong Tables. 15 red cups on each side of table in a triangle formation. Players are required to drink the beer from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The first player to hit all their opponent's cups wins. The loser is required to drink whatever beer is left on the table (in opponent's cups). For sanitary reasons a cup of water is kept at either end of the table to wash the balls off after each throw, but if you've ever played you know it doesn't really help

In root, you drink them as I sink them.

by rootchamp June 7, 2011

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