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Rory , a supernatural being with such big bollocks that he carries them in a shopping trolley . He pulls any female , male or alien . And best of all , he’s always ready for a check wank.
Omg did you see Rory , he was carrying his fat cock in a shopping trolly
One of the smartest beings in existance. able to arm-wrestle anybody.
that there is a genuine rory level genius
Rory is the most amazing partner ever. They will make sure you are doing ok and always check on you. They may be insecure but if you ever hate on yourself, they will make you feel better. You better be happy that you have a Rory in your life. Respect their pronouns and your a-ok. Love your Rory.
Me: "Wow, you know a Rory?"
Random person: "Yeah! They are cool... I guess..."
Me: "I GUESS?!?! YOU MEAN THEY ARE THE COOLEST-"
What to say, he's white as fuck. He has black hair and has impaired vision. He is quick to throw shade and has a constant judge face
Rory is a douche
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The name given for someone who dies
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Walking out of a movie theater
Girl 1 "I hated when that one guy died! How could the writers do that?"
girl 2 "I know! they turned him into a Rory..."
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An absolute handicap of a person, always tries to hold back his ex even a year later and gets thick when she talks to other guys.
That Rory is a handicap of a youngfella
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