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Rosie is a funny, crazy girl who loves licking things and watching people have sleizures. Despite common knowledge, she hates cheese, preferring pomegranates that might go well in a non alcoholic beer. Rosie has a tendency to blend into her surroundings, usually by climbing into small cupboards, perhaps this is to avoid contact with taller people, who, due to her relatively non- existent depth perception, she believes to be shorter than her. WARNING: if threatened, rosie may give you a nose bleed or use her powers of suggestion to make you lick walls or stairs. The only known weakness of rosie is the fact that she has an allergic reaction to some face masks and can become trapped between table tennis tables and sofas on occasion.
Despite all this Rosie is a really cool and beautiful person inside and out who you will always want to get to know better. She is the centre of the party and the soul of the group. Even the coolest of people will gravitate towards her and you may find yourself amongst those enchanted by her personality.
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The most amazing girl to ever exist that just blows your mind. She always keeps in touch and never forgets you, even when you make mistakes. Despite the terrible things that have happened to her, a good Rosie is resilient and gets back up when they get knocked down. No one is worthy to be Rosie's little boy.
"Damn, are you going out with that girl? What's her name, oh yeah - Rosie!
Everyone's jealous of you. How did you even win her round, especially you of all people. You're not special. She'll probably dump you for an older boy."
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Can be used when referring to someone who is wasted and blushing/glowing as a result of their intoxication.
Girl 1: "Pass me another drink!"
Girl 2: "I don't know...you already look rosy as hell"
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Girl 1 gets on the table and begins dancing*
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A non-alcoholic beverage that includes seltzer with a hint of pomegranate or cranberry juice.
Could I get a round of rosies?
Who cares if a rosie makes me look girly, its darn good.
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to be so drunk you are unable to walk or talk, just lie on the ground while your pimp looks on in despair
oh holy jesus shes gone all rosie on me
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When a girl liked you in the past but you had no interest in her, now in the present you like her and wish you acted upon it.
One of the worst kinds of heartbreak because it's all your fault.
Guy 1: Whoa, check out rosie she's hot
Guy 2: I know dude, I could have had that. Im so Rosied
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