runt shunting

The act of runt shunting dates back to the medieval era. This was commonly defined as one's fist penetrating one other's/their own anal cavity. After this act was completed, the fister traditionally licked their hand, and/or offered it to their partner.

"Hey bitch, shunt my runt or i'll shunt yours!"

"I got the best runt shunt last night, it was Fred's turn to do the licking!"

"That was some good runt shunting, shall you lick or shall I?"

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little runt

a small penis

that guy sure had a little runt last night

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runt bag

A vagina that smells like runts

Hey liz your runtbag smells fruity don't you clean down there?

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Skinny Little Runt

A useless uneducated fool that thinks he is monkey.

Yo.. dude that bumberclut mynden is a skinny little runt

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hard disco runt

The small, yet cocky, fellow at the local discotheque who falsely believes himself to be a little tasty.

You know that Dickmond ? he's a hard disco runt he is, twat

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Damp old runt

A colossal arsehole, damp old runt used to rule America, badly, and when Americans finally got the chance to be free or damp old runt, damp old runt imploded and former a collective of arseholes who trumped they’re way through Congress and created a massive stink that innocent lives were jeopardised and one sadly lost.

This massive arsehole is being finally being stuffed with a big old batten preventing any vile gases from escaping into social media, but will it be enough?

Damp old runt a massive cunt

runt fries

Defective French Fries, usually short, soggy or dried burnt broken pieces.

I ordered Large Fries, but all I got was this box of runt fries.