Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.

Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.

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samoan pile driver

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"

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Samoan land mine

A large dump

"Hold on I gotta go drop a Samoan land mine!"

Samoan Battle Cannons

two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.

the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge

and

the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.

the goal of the game is simple:

should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.

and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.

typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.

Samoan Battle Cannons

similar to Seven Round Stink Blasting

or

Lunchbag Drenching

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Samoan Fire Dance

When someone with a male genital sticks the end of a match in their urethra, then whips his dick against the match box to strike the match to get it set on fire, and then dances around whipping his dick until the fire enters his urethra

Matt; Yo man did you see that Samoan fire dance last night?
Ethan; Yeah dude that was sick but I hope Chris' dick is alright

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Evil Mannered Samoans

A Pacific Island gang from the island of Samoa running in the streets of the San Francyko.

There go them EMS boyz.

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Samoan Drum Solo

When you repeatedly bang your head against a girls ass and then shove your head up it.

I have a migraine this morning from giving Amanda the biggest Samoan Drum Solo.

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