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the act of blocking cock very well
I've been trying to have relations with this girl all night, but her husky friend keeps Jeff Saturdaying me.
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Sleeveless Saturday is a time honored Georgetown University tradition that has been going on for almost seven years. The tradition gets passed down from seniors to freshmen or sophomores that deserve the right to throw the sickest parties on campus. The parties involve waking up before 10:00 am and drinking all day until night activities take over. Sleeves are not allowed and if someone walks in with sleeves on they are immediately ripped off by one of the party hosts. Creative sleeveless tops have included bullet proof vests, life jackets, sleeveless maintenance jumpsuits, sleeveless blazers, and sleeveless animal costumes.
Dude I got so drunk at sleeveless saturday that I wound up pissing my roommates bed before waking up next to his girlfriend.
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From Chris Brown's Song "With You" -- Michael Jordan's come out only on saturday's and its always a big deal. They don't come out everyday and they sell out fast. People can reserve them and it gets crazy.
He's basically saying how much he loves/wants the girl and cannot wait to have/be with her.
You know you always like Jordan's on a Saturday to me.
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The one day a week reserved for sexting your significant other. Especially common in long distance relationships.
Shae: Its sexty Saturday, I need to buy something sexy for this picture.
Ashley: Oh nice, is that Steve's weekly treat?
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The day after Black Friday, when stores raise the prices back up so only rich white folk can afford them.
Guy1: Hey, are you going to go shopping on black friday?
Guy2: Fuck no I don't want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap TV
Guy1: You're right let's just go on White Saturday
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Not being able to participate in internet activities on Saturday's due to secret and private matters. The usual excuse/cover story being driving to friend who lives far away.
Although this may be a possibility....only god knows what happens during Secret Saturday's
Due to this mysterious dissappearance people have associated the "secret" context of the word to having anything to do with inuendo. People assume that being private about it means you are insecure of what happens and the general conclusion................ANYTHING LINKED WITH THE PHENOMINON WE CALL SEX
The meaning being relating phrases that can be interpreted in an inuendo manor to sex thus being called/known as Secret Saturday
"Raikonen bumped me from behind"-Secret Saturday
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Scrambled eggs, bacon, chocolate chip pancakes, and a bowl of chopped up seasonal fruit.
“At the table sat my wife and two kids eating boring eggs. At the table next to us sat two hot as fuck bitches slaying a Saturday Special. I wanted to be them. I wanted to be in them.”