n. a state or being which results when the rectum releases volcanic or searing excrement.
i.e. your ass cheeks are on fire or perhaps combustible.
"Dude, I ate a wicked-hot chicken finger sub, so I had to drop a deuce and now I have major scorch muffins."
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Profane sex act where you light the female's public hair on fire and then you proceed to penetrate her until the sheer force puts out the flame.
"Ronny gave La Verne a scorched muffin last night and now they aren't talking. On a related note, La Verne has third degree burns on her pelvis."
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The Scorch Trials is the second book in the Mazerunner series by James Dashner.
-I just read The Mazerunner, do you happen to know where I can find the sequel, The Scorch Trials?
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The act of burning (and essentially wasting) the entire surface of a fresh green bowl of dro.
Guy 1 - "Hey I loaded you a fresh bowl man, its your green"
Guy 2 - *lights fresh bowl burning EVERYTHING*
Guy 1 - "You asshole! I cant believe you ALWAYS scorch the Earth. You are fired from this friendship GET OUT."
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When you get yourself so shitfaced you can't stand.
A form of protection; to make sure so others don't get you wasted first.
Opposite of blitzkrieged.
SELF DESTRUCT BEFORE YOU ARE DESTROYED
Tomato Head: "I'm gunna get you blizkrieged!"
Retirement Home: "Tomato Head, NO! I'm going to get scorched-earth instead. GO AWAY"
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When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.
O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.
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